Picks: March 19-26

MUSIC

CLASSICAL ONSLAUGHT: Their numbers are legion, some 275 young musicians from three dozen communities, and when the North Shore Youth Symphony Orchestra marches into the Firehouse, they’ll be playing in any number of configurations and perform in a number of styles, but the focus of their performances will be the “little” instruments — piccolo, flute and, to balance things out, oboe. The string sextet will play Scarlatti’s “Concerto,” the wind trio will play Arnold’s Divertimento for Flute, Oboe and Clarinet. Featured performer Catarina Bongiorni, oboe, will be performing the Haydn Concerto in C Major for oboe with piano accompanist. Nicholas Goodwin, piccolo, will perform Concerto for Piccolo and Orchestra by Lowell Liebermann. Op. 50. Also on the busy set list will be a trumpet/trombone quartet. The concert begins at 3 p.m. March 21 at the Firehouse. Tickets are $10 for adults, $8 for students. Info: 978.462.7336, firehouse.org.

A MERE FOUR DECADES: Local guitar wizard Jack Mears has spent the last 45 years pursuing that perfect, if elusive, combination of tone, technique and taste — and says he’s almost there. Another half-century or so and he’ll have the thing nailed. In the meantime, he put together an all-star ensemble — drummer Steve Dow, bassist John Davies and pianist Anthony Rozakas — for his upcoming gig at the Firehouse. The show will feature a little bit of everything — jazz, R&B, rock. The show starts at 8 p.m. March 20. Tickets are $15. Info: 978.462.7336, firehouse.org

LOOK *AND* TOUCH: Let’s just come clean and say it: Classical concerts can be pretty boring for the kids, all that sitting around and being quiet and not even being allowed to fidget without getting dirty looks. Well, Music at Eden’s Edge makes cultural life just a little bit easier for families with the next in its family concert series, which takes place at 3 p.m. March 21 at at the historic First Religious Society, Unitarian Universalist Church, 26 Pleasant St., Newburyport. You’ll get an interesting musical program, plus a cleverly disguised learning opportunity during intermission — a chance to get up close and personal with the musicians and their instruments. Try a string instrument, meet a flute, and talk to the performers. And after the show, food and schmooze. Performers will be Orlando Cela, flute; Maria Benotti, violin; Mark Berger, viola; Neil Fairbairn, bassoon; and Sarah Freibert, cello. Tickets are $20, $15 for students, $60 for families. Info: 978.270.4463, edensedge.org.

ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR WATSON: Earth, Wind, Fire is a groundbreaking R&B band from way back in the day, winning six Grammys and an invitation into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. “Earth...Wind...Fire,” on the other hand, is an evening of clarinet trios by female composers performed by a female trio. The program will include works by Vally Weigl, an Austrian Jew brought to this country after the outbreak of World War II by the Quaker Society of Friends, and Nino Rota, perhaps best known for her scores of films by Fellini. The program brings together three very different instrumentalists with perspectives that have been shaped by different experiences — Mary Towse-Beck, pianist; Karen Luttik, clarinet; Dorothy Braker, cellist. The performance, part of the nonprofit’s Women’s History Month programming, tales place at 8 p.m. March 26 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport, The Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5, Newburyport. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Proceeds benefit the Actors Studio. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org. Order online at mktix.com.

THEATER

HAUNTING PRODUCTION: Cape Ann Theatre Collaborative has its coming out party March 19 with a production of “The Weir” by contemporary Irish playwright Conor McPherson. The story is set in a small pub in rural Ireland. Local guys swap spooky stories in an attempt to impress a young woman who recently moved into a nearby “haunted” house — until she turns the tables with a tale of her own. The company was founded in January. The show will be staged at 7:30 p.m. March 19-20 and 26-27, and at 2 p.m. March 21 and 28 at Gorton Theater, 267 E. Main St., Gloucester. The cast includes David McCaleb, Michael McNamara, Rory O’Connor, Michael O’Leary and Kierstin Searcy. Dublin native Pauline Miceli directs. Tickets are $15. Info: 978.879,3172.

MORE FRANK: The “new” adaptation of “The Diary of Anne Frank,” already more than a decade old at this point, has muddied the theatrical waters since Wendy Kesselman updated  — “restored,” is probably a more accurate term — the story  of eight people hiding from the Nazis in a concealed storage attic, told by a 13-year-old girl who, despite it all, still believes that “people are truly good at heart"  It’s darker, it’s “more Jewish,” it's much rougher, which is to  say more accurate, historically, that the ordinals, cleaned-up version of the diary. The Valley Players stage  the Kesselman adaptation from March 20 to April 3 at the Amesbury Playhouse, 194 Main St., Amesbury. Info: 978.388.9444.

GO, GO, GO LITTLE QUEENIE: A one-woman show written and performed by Eve Caballero and directed by Kim Crow, “Queenie” looks at a quirky and loveable homeless woman, who shares her strife and redemption. The show, a New England premiere, takes place at 8 p.m. March 20 and 3 p.m. March 21 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org.

ELENA, ELEANOR: ... Eleanorum? Sounds like one of those irritating Latin declensions that ruined my life — or my grade point average, anyhow, in high school. But, no, we’re talking about Elena Dodd, who will be playing her almost-namesake Eleanor Roosevelt. Yes, she’s the same actor playing the same character as last year’s performance at the Actors Studio, but this time she’ll be talking about her life as wife, mother and First Lady. The show takes place at 8 p.m. March 27 and 3 p.m. March 28 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org.
 

DANCE

IN A DOLL’S HOUSE: Or, as we say in Norwegian, Et dukkehjem. Not that Ibsen, that old sourpuss, has anything to do with this show — a tale of magical dolls, unrequited love and, somewhat surprisingly, happy endings, as Franz and his fiancée Swanilda become enthralled with the mysterious Dr. Coppelius and his mystical dolls. The Methuen Ballet Ensemble’s production of “Coppelia” begins at 3 p.m. March 28 at the Firehouse. Tickets are $20 for adults, $18 for students and seniors. Info: 978.462.7336, firehouse.org.

WHO YOU JIVING WITH THAT COSMIC DEBRIS: We’ve always been a little scared by dance, especially modern dance. So ephemeral, so difficult to get your mind around, but sometimes they get you with the name or the description. Like “Bubble of Debris,” an experimental duet by Jenny Carlson and Julie Pike Edmond, that, so the release tells us, incorporates plaster body casts into the piece. Which is something that you’ve got to see, right? Even if you don’t get the two inadvertent Zappa references. “Bubble” is one of eight pieces on the North Shore Dance Alliance program, which showcases new work by a range of North Shore choreographers and companies. The show begins at 8 p.m. March 26 and 27 at the Firehouse. Tickets are $15 for adults, $12 for students, seniors and SDAH members. And, as they say, break a leg. Info: 978.462.7336.

FILM
Q UIET IN FRONT: It rude to talk during the movies, but afterwards? Yeah, that’s fine. And that’s what they do when the last of the credits blow by at The Screening Room on the first Monday of every month. It’s an informal film club. There’s no pressure. Just sit and chat — or listen. The chat is hosted by the Newburyport Film Club — the folks behind the Newburyport Documentary Film Festival. And there should be plenty to talk about April 5, when they’ll talk about “A Single Man,” which grabbed three Golden Globe nominations. It’s about a closeted gay man mourning the death of his lover. He decides that by the end of the day he will kill himself. The next 24 hours are fateful. He teaches a class, sees his neighbors and kids, chows down with his best friend. It runs April 2-15. Info: 978.462.3456 or newburyportmovies.com

THE PRINTED WORD
BOOK ‘EM, DANO: Asking book-lovers to donate books, even for a good cause, can be problematic. So many value judgments, so little time. It seems easier to let the books pile up than to decide which to banish. But, over the years, we’ve come up with a solution: Grit your teeth and get rid of the ones you’ve finished and the ones you know you’ll never read, like “Critique of Pure Reason.” Donate them to, well, let’s say the Great Old Book Sale. Then get to the sale early and buy twice as many books. Doesn’t really help you much, but it does help the Friends of the Newburyport Library, which will be accepting donations from March 27 to 12 p.m. March 31, The sale opens with Members Night on March 31, and ends with $2 Bag Day on April 3.

ONLY YOUR HAIRDRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE: Hairdressers are like bartenders. Kinda. Because people tell them stuff they would never tell anyone else because they know about the code of honor they are required to take before clipping or tipping. That’s why Richard Nocera, a hairdresser for four decades, knows so much about vaginas. Well, actually, despite the name of his new book — “Women Own All the Vaginas” — he’s offering insight into male sexuality, including the most difficult question of all: Why are men such idiots? Or, as he puts it, why do men do what they do? The book untangles our illusions about manhood, marriage, and monogamy through an exploration of the drives and desires that motivate men. He’ll be talking dirty (not really) at 3 p.m. March 20 at The Book Rack, 52 State St., Newburyport. It’s free. Info: womenownallthevaginas.com.
 

Keyed up for the SJSF

PHAT SATURDAY: The only thing cooler than the Salem Jazz and Soul Festival is the run-up leading to it, specifically the big fundraising bash for the free weekend festival. Like last year’s show with Barrence Whitfield, James Montgomery and Toni Lynn Washington. Or the blowout show the year before that — featuring the Ken Clark Organ Trio, the Mystix and the Boston Horns. Not to mention the weekend shows in Derby Square, bringing hot young talent out of the clubs and classrooms and into the streets — for free, just to get people thinking about the August festival — which is, incredibly, also free. Well, it’s all about to happen again. The big fundraiser takes place April 17 in the atrium of the Peabody Essex Museum — definitely a cool venue. They’re calling it “Keyed Up.” The program will feature some of the area’s hottest pianists, organists and keyboard players, including Grammy Award-winner David Maxwell, Marty Rowen (seen here  is this Tom Uellner photo) and Ken Clark of Fats Hammond, Jen Kearney of Jen Kearney and the Lost Onion and Benjamin Zecker of the Boston Horns. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $50, $45 for members of the Peabody Essex. Proceeds benefit the Salem Jazz and Soul Festival, a free weekend festival that runs from Aug. 21-22 at the Salem Willows, that spills out into Witch City clubs for a post-show performances, just to work out the energy. For more information, call 978.745.9500 or log onto pem.org/events or check out the SJSF web.

 

PICKS: MARCH 12-19

NOT BURSTING ANYONE’S BUBBLES

 Casey Carle started in the circus ... as a clown. Not one of those scary, balloon-twisting, horn-squeezing clowns with the big fat red nose, but a professional big league circus clown, Dr. F. R. Vescence, performing physical, slapstick work. He was the first clown in Ringling Bros. history to perform with bubbles — and the first clown in a circus anywhere to put a child inside a bubble. He eventually left the three rings behind to develop his act, BubbleMania, which has gotten bigger and more elaborate over the years. The show, which pulls into the Firehouse next week, combines comedy, music and science. There are bubbles of unusual shapes, sizes including a bubble big enough to envelope a child. There are floating spheres, soap-film "serpents," bouncing bubbles, columns of bubble foam and square bubbles — even bubbles that burst into flames, although these will not be part of the Newburyport show for safety reasons. Carle performs at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. March 13 at the Firehouse. Tickets are $11, or $9 for students and members.

MUSIC

NO, THE OTHER JOHNNY EDWARDS: Hmmmm, I always thought it was drug thing. You know? Orange Sunshine? Acid? It was all over the place just around the time Jimi was singing about another lysergical color and meteorological phenomena. C’mon, don’t play dumb. The grandkids aren’t around. Purple Haze! So we all thought "Sunshine" was some kind of anti-drug song. Turns out it was an anti-war song. Who knew? It makes sense, though, when you think about it. I guess we weren’t paying a whole lot of attention. Anyhow, Jonathan Edwards had a huge hit with the tune back in the day and has managed to stay afloat, creatively, through, yikes, four-plus decades. These days, he’s likely to be found on the road with his longtime accompanist Stuart Schulman on bass, piano, fiddle, and vocals and Taylor Armerding, formerly of Northern Lights, on mandolin. "I’ve been doing what I do best, which is playing live in front of people," he says. "I’ve been concentrating on that and loving it." He’s back at the Firehouse next week, but you better get a move-on because tickets usually go pretty fast. The show begins at 8 p.m. March 12. Tickets are $33 for SDAH members, or $35 for regular folks. Ask and I bet they’ll tell you how to become a member. Info: 978.462.7336, or firehouse.org.

ROCKING RELIEF EFFORT: So a-what can a poor boy do, ‘cept sing in a rock and roll band? The Stones had something else in mind, something less than positive, when they sang those lyrics, but those were different times. When Carriagetown musicians get together next week, they’ll be trying to build something up, not tear it down. Amesbury Rocks for Haiti will feature performances by middle school rockers Errata, Sour Cream and The Closers, led by AHS instructor Bob Kelley, and Kangaralien, a West Newbury-based acoustic act fronted by Steve Belleville and Eric Clemenzi, headlines the show. The show starts at 7 p.m. March 12 at Amesbury Middle School Performance Center. Admission is $5, more if you’ve got it. Proceeds benefit earthquake relief efforts in Haiti by the nonprofit Partners in Development based in Ipswich. Tickets will be available at the door. Visit www.pidonline.org or http://kangaralien.com for more.

ADDRESSING THE BLUES: It’s the name of an old Rolling Stones song (from the “12 X 5” album, trivia fans) and probably the most famous address in blues, the home base of Chess Records. But 2120 South Michigan Avenue is also the name of a five-piece blues band that draws its inspiration from the Chicago studio where Muddy Waters, Howlin’ Wolf and Little Walter recorded the songs that form the core of its repertoire (although they play everything from “Fever” to “Great Balls of Fire”). They’ll be checking in with Curtis Jerome Haynes on March 14 for another edition of the Sunday Soul sessions at Glenn’s Galley, 44 Merrimac St., Newburyport. The music starts at 6 p.m. There’s no cover. But we’ve learned it’s best to arrive early if you want a good seat. Info: 978.465.3811.

LOOK *AND* TOUCH: Let’s just come clean and say it: Classical concerts can be pretty boring for the kids, all that sitting around and being quiet and not even being allowed to fidget without getting dirty looks. Well, Music at Eden’s Edge makes cultural life just a little bit easier for families with the next in its family concert series, which takes place at 3 p.m. March 21 at at the historic First Religious Society, Unitarian Universalist Church, 26 Pleasant St., Newburyport. You’ll get an interesting musical program, plus a cleverly disguised learning opportunity during intermission — a chance to get up close and personal with the musicians and their instruments. Try a string instrument, meet a flute, and talk to the performers. And after the show, food and schmooze. Performers will be Orlando Cela, flute; Maria Benotti, violin; Mark Berger, viola; Neil Fairbairn, bassoon; and Sarah Freibert, cello. Tickets are $20, $15 for students, $60 for families. Info: 978.270.4463, edensedge.org.

ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR WATSON: Earth, Wind, Fire is a groundbreaking R&B band from way back in the day, winning six Grammys and an invitation into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. “Earth...Wind...Fire,” on the other hand, is an evening of clarinet trios by female composers performed by a female trio. The program will include works by Vally Weigl, an Austrian Jew brought to this country after the outbreak of World War II by the Quaker Society of Friends, and Nino Rota, perhaps best known for her scores of films by Fellini. The program brings together three very different instrumentalists with perspectives that have been shaped by different experiences — Mary Towse-Beck, pianist; Karen Luttik, clarinet; Dorothy Braker, cellist. The performance, part of the nonprofit’s Women’s History Month programming, tales place at 8 p.m. March 26 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport, The Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5, Newburyport. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Proceeds benefit the Actors Studio. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org. Order online at mktix.com.

THEATER

GO, GO, GO LITTLE QUEENIE: A one-woman show written and performed by Eve Caballero and directed by Kim Crow, “Queenie” looks at a quirky and loveable homeless woman, who shares her strife and redemption. The show, a New England premiere, takes place at 8 p.m. March 20 and 3 p.m. March 21 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org.

ELENA, ELEANOR: ... Eleanorum? Sounds like one of those irritating Latin declensions that ruined my life — or my grade point average, anyhow, in high school. But, no, we’re talking about Elena Dodd, who will be playing her almost-namesake Eleanor Roosevelt. Yes, she’s the same actor playing the same character as last year’s performance at the Actors Studio, but this time she’ll be talking about her life as wife, mother and First Lady. The show takes place at 8 p.m. March 27 and 3 p.m. March 28 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org.

FILM

THE NEXT GENERATION: “For the Next 7 Generations” is a documentary about the journey of 13 indigenous grandmothers traveling around the world to promote world peace and share their indigenous ways of healing. The film will be screened at the Actors Studio as part of its Women’s History Month programming. A post-screening discussion led by Carole Hart, the film’s director and producer, and Actors Studio founder Marc Clopton, who is also a shamanic practitioner, will follow. The film will be screened at 8 p.m. March 13 and 3 p.m. March 14 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. A portion of the proceeds of this screening will go to the International Council of Thirteen Indigenous Grandmothers. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org. and

QUIET IN FRONT: It rude to talk during the movies, but afterwards? Yeah, that’s fine. And that’s what they do when the last of the credits blow by at The Screening Room on the first Monday of every month. It’s an informal film club. There’s no pressure. Just sit and chat — or listen. The chat is hosted by the Newburyport Film Club — the folks behind the Newburyport Documentary Film Festival. And there should be plenty to talk about April 5, when they’ll talk about “A Single Man,” which grabbed three Golden Globe nominations. It’s about a closeted gay man mourning the death of his lover. He decides that by the end of the day he will kill himself. The next 24 hours are fateful. He teaches a class, sees his neighbors and kids, chows down with his best friend. It runs April 2-15. Info: 978.462.3456 or newburyportmovies.com

THE PRINTED WORD

BOOK ‘EM, DANO: Asking book-lovers to donate books, even for a good cause, can be problematic. So many value judgments, so little time. It seems easier to let the books pile up than to decide which to banish. But, over the years, we’ve come up with a solution: Grit your teeth and get rid of the ones you’ve finished and the ones you know you’ll never read, like “Critique of Pure Reason.” Donate them to, well, let’s say the Great Old Book Sale. Then get to the sale early and buy twice as many books. Doesn’t really help you much, but it does help the Friends of the Newburyport Library, which will be accepting donations from March 27 to 12 p.m. March 31, The sale opens with Members Night on March 31, and ends with $2 Bag Day on April 3.

ONLY YOUR HAIRDRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE: Hairdressers are like bartenders. Kinda. Because people tell them stuff they would never tell anyone else because they know about the code of honor they are required to take before clipping or tipping. That’s why Richard Nocera, a hairdresser for four decades, knows so much about vaginas. Well, actually, despite the name of his new book — “Women Own All the Vaginas” — he’s offering insight into male sexuality, including the most difficult question of all: Why are men such idiots? Or, as he puts it, why do men do what they do? The book untangles our illusions about manhood, marriage, and monogamy through an exploration of the drives and desires that motivate men. He’ll be talking dirty (not really) at 3 p.m. March 20 at The Book Rack, 52 State St., Newburyport. It’s free. Info: womenownallthevaginas.com.

ETC

SPIRITED PRODUCTION: She talks to dead people, using all the tricks of the trade, like clairaudience, precognition, psychometry — sometimes even cerosocopy, hoo-doo that involves hot wax, cold water and a little booga-booga. And they talk back to her, the dead people, presumably after folks are finished chowing down. Yup, Linnea Star will be connecting to eternity, as she put it, serving as a medium for ... cue the eerie da-da-da-da Twilight Zone music, messages from the other side at 1:30, 7 and 8 p.m. March 12 at the Amesbury Playhouse, 194 Main St., Amesbury. Dinner and show ... no, wait. I’m getting something here ... dinner and show will set you back $35. Info: 978.388.9444 or amesburyplayhouse.com.

COOKING UP FUN: Now, now. No need to fight. The point of Great Chef’s Night is great chefs’ food, and there will be plenty of that — gourmet offerings served up by nearly two dozen of the area’s top chefs. But there’ll also be plenty of good music, including the Pentucket Jazz Ensemble (under the direction of David Schumacher), the Alex Prezzano Quartet and Pentucket Treble Makers and Pentucket Soul Sisters, two a cappella bands, and there’ll also be a silent auction, including a week in St. Thomas, two nights in Kennebunkport, a 17-foot boat slip, a sail for four aboard the Nautical Wave. The bash takes place from 6 to 10 p.m. March 19 at The Governor’s Academy in Byfield. Tickets are $65. Proceeds support improvements at Anna Jaques Hospital. Info: ajh.org or 978-463-1150.

WEEKENDING

Matthew Stubbs, that's him, the dude on the left, who’s playing guitar with the legendary Charlie Musselwhite Band these days, checks in with Parker Wheeler at the Blues Party sessions on March 14. There’s a reason Blues Audience magazine named him outstanding guitarist last year. Brian Templeton and Dave Maxwell will also be sitting in … Phil McGowan Trio 7 to 10 p.m. Wednesdays at River Merrrimac Bar and Grille, 50 Water St. ... Characterizing a sound in a few short words can be fun and challenging. Usually artists are too close to the work, and sometimes too full of themselves, to do it right, but Derek Rando does a pretty good job of it. Here’s what he has to say about his music: "an indie attempt at pop music, sometimes shaking hands with neo-folk, in a room barely bright enough to see ... coming from the mouth of a prize fighter too tired to try anymore." That description gets its metaphorical hands around it quite nicely. Just back from the Land of La, Rando, who has two albums of that stuff under his belt and is in the studio working on a third, is doing his low-key tunes thing on most Saturdays at Oregano, 16 Pleasant St., Newburyport. Next show begins at 6:30 p.m. March 13. Call 978-462-5013 ... Elsewhere, New England blues legends Roomful of Blues kick off the weekend at Tupelo Music Hall, sharing the bill with Bellvue Cadillac on March 13, but if you’re looking for something just a little off the well-traveled musical paths, you should check out Glengarry Bhoys, whose hybrid of Canadian Highland Scots and French-Canadian musical idioms has evolved into a sound that is weighty, authoritative and entertaining. They play March 17 at the Salisbury venue. It’s a school night, but what you gonna do? Tupelo’s got some pretty amazing acts coming up, everyone from Richie Havens to Todd Rundgren and Joan Osborne in the next couple of weeks. Check out the schedule at tupelohallsalisbury.com … Curtis Jerome Haynes hosts 2120 S. Michigan Avenue on March 14 during the Sunday Soul sessions at Glenn’s Galley … At the Grog, you’ve got Hot like Fire playing reggae and soca music, as well as classic favorites by Bob Marley— and, natch, that "Hot Hot Hot" song on March 12 … Old faves The Henry Welch Band play  March 13.

A shower of Romantic 'Rain'

RAIN, I DON’T MIND: Nobody, not even TMZ *really* knows what, if anything, went on between Johannes Brahms and Clara Schumann, the wife of Robert Schumann, Johnny’s dear friend, mentor, the guy who put his name on the map, musically. He was crazy in love with Clara, but she, alas, merely loved him, like (words no guy ever wants to hear) a dear, dear friend. Even after Schumann died, he apparently struck out, romantically, as Clara, playing a 19th-Century Jackie Kennedy, made sure the big man’s legacy was secure. But, while no one knows what went on inside their heads, it’s pretty clear the dude was hurting big time. You can hear it in Sonata in G Major, op. 78 — the so-called Rain Sonata — in which the yearning is palpable, almost overwhelming. And Mrs. S got the message. In a letter to Brahms she confessed to “bursting into tears” on hearing it. We’re hoping that modern-day audiences can hold it together when violinist Gabriela Diaz and pianist Lois Shapiro play the Rain Sonata during “Eloquent Expressivity: The Violin Sonatas of Johannes Brahms,” the final program of this year’s Jean C. Wilson Music Series at the Unitarian Universalist Church, which takes place this weekend. Diaz, a New England Conservatory-trained musician who acted as concertmistress under Pierre Boulez at the Lucerne Festival Academy, is noted for her polished technique. Shapiro is a founding member of the Triple Helix piano trio. Also on the program will be Brahms’ Sonata #2 in A Major, Sonatensatz in C minor and Sonata #3 in D minor. The concert takes place at 4 p.m. March 7 at the Unitarian Church, 26 Pleasant St., Newburyport. Tickets are $15, $10 for seniors. Children and students can listen for free ... if they promise to behave.

PICKS: March 5-12

MUSIC
THEY CALL IT MELLOW CELLO: No they don’t, but it’s not easy coming up with cello puns. What they actually call it, or what singer-songwriter Kristen Miller calls it, anyhow, and she ought to know, seeing how she invented it, is “cellobrew” — a unique east-meets-west, classical-meets-rock musical hybrid that flowered on “Later that Day” and “Strange Little Valentine,” the Byfield musician’s first two albums. It’s tough to describe, the sound, combining hypnotic African rhythms and Eastern melodies with rock attitudes, vocabulary and gear. She will perform March 5 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport, The Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5, Newburyport. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. The program kicks off the nonprofit’s Women’s History Month programming. More info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org.

WISHFUL THINKING? You know, the song “Happy Days Are Here Again” has its head screwed on right and everything, it’s all joyful and optimistic, but, seriously, the song was as delusional then — the beginning of the Great Depression — as it is now, at the precipice of the Worldwide Economic Failure, and “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?” better describes the two periods. But, hey, let’s go with it. Like the famous song, “Happy Days Are Here Again,” the latest installment of New England Light Opera’s Great American Songbook series, is a pleasant distraction. ”Stormy Weather,” “Get Happy,” “Puttin’ on the Ritz,” “All the Things You Are” ... these are great songs. And the show remains rooted in fact, using press accounts and quotes from famous figures to trace parallels between then and now. The show has been created and stage directed by NELO Artistic Director Mark Morgan, who also created their popular Cole Porter and George Gershwin revues. The show begins at 8 p.m. March 5 at the Firehouse. Tickets are $18 for members, $20 for everyone else. Info: 978.462.7336 or firehouse.org.

FATHER FUNKS BEST: They call it Dad Rock, although Father’s Funk might be a better description. They’re a bunch of old geezers ... No, no, no. It’s a bunch of otherwise respectable guys (Bill Fisher, Doug Hemlepp, Tom Maginnis, Ken Okaya, Tim Sturgeon, Dave Vye and Chris Webb) who are still tearing it up (and embarrassing their kids in the process) for the fun of it. They call themselves Das Pintos. They play oldies, disco, classic rock or funk. Think B-sides and British pop, think Gorillaz, think Stevie Wonder. Think the Meters. They draw on nearly a half-century of dance music and bounce from artist to artist. They only get out a couple of times a year and usually fill up the place, so you might way to think about getting out early. They play from 9 p.m. until past my bedtime March 6 at the Grog, 11 Middle St., Newburyport. There’s a $7 cover. Info: thegrog.com.

BEHIND THE (CLASSICAL) MUSIC: Probably no stories of redemption after a sudden rise to fame and hellish descent into addiction, like every tawdry, magical episode of VH1’s “Behind the Music,” but classical pianist Federick Moyer, who has performed as a soloist, well, pretty much everywhere, does talk turkey in his “Notes & Footnotes” program. But he’s smart enough to keep comments brief, relaxed, informal and focused. Music, he says, is the main thing. The chitchat is a kind of counter-melody to help listeners enjoy the historical significance and deeper meaning of the music. He’ll be doing exactly that, presumably while folks in the audience are enjoying a drop of the bubbly, during the Firehouse Home Music Series this month. The series takes the music out of the concert hall and puts it into a more intimate setting — this month in the Newbury home of Deirdre Girard and Stephen Faria. The performance takes place at 7:30 p.m. March 6. Something this nice doesn’t come cheap, of course. Tickets are $60 per person, $55 if you’re a member. Seating is limited to 50 people. More info: 978.462.7336, or firehouse.org.


THE THIRD B: Violinist Gabriela Diaz and pianist Lois Shapiro play the Rain Sonata during “Eloquent Expressivity: The Violin Sonatas of Johannes Brahms,” the final program of this year’s Jean C. Wilson Music Series at the Unitarian Universalist Church, which takes place this weekend. Diaz, a New England Conservatory-trained musician who acted as concertmistress under Pierre Boulez at the Lucerne Festival Academy, is noted for her polished technique. Shapiro is a founding member of the Triple Helix piano trio. Also on the program will be Brahms’ Sonata #2 in A Major, Sonatensatz in C minor and Sonata #3 in D minor. The concert takes place at 4 p.m. March 7 at the Unitarian Church, 26 Pleasant St., Newburyport. Tickets are $15, $10 for seniors. Children and students are free. Info: 978.465.0602 x401, frsuu.org.




YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, GEORGIE WINSTON: George Winston returns to the Firehouse with Snoopy, Charlie and the whole gang, including that insufferable Lucy van Pelt, next week ... well, that’s not entirely true, is it? Yes, Winston, a guy who virtually invented the idea of solo piano, will be in Newburyport, but the beloved Charles Schultz characters? Well, not exactly, but they will be there in spirit as Winston plays tunes from “Love Will Come,” his second album of music by Vince Guaraldi, best known for the music behind the Peanuts cartoons. The album includes ”Time For Love” from the episode “There’s No Time For Love Charlie Brown,” “Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown,” and ... well, you’ll probably recognize them. The pianist will also play pieces from his season albums, as well as stuff for New Orleans and stride piano. He performs at 7:30 p.m. March 8 and 9 at the Firehouse. Tickets are $32. Knock three bucks off for SDAH members. They’ll be accepting donations of canned food for The Salvation Army— sadly, a sign of the times. Word of warning: Dude always sells out. If you’re interested, you may want to move on it soon.

SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE: You know what’s dead? Vaudeville! You know what killed it? The talking pictures. At least that’s how Johnny, the former tumbler and recurring Family Guy character (until Stewie finally grew weary of him and put him out of our misery) described it. And this, as far as we know, is the only modern-day reference to vaudeville, the old-time variety show consisting of unrelated acts like song, dance, comedy, acrobatics, serious lectures and novelties. Until R.W. Bacon got hold of it, that is. He’s an all-but-retired acrobatic juggler, comic dancer and banjo player. He’ll be talking about the technological and social forces that set the stage for the form, and will punch up the presentation with graphics, audio/video clips and a little song, a little dance and maybe, as Chuckles the Clown used to say, a little seltzer down the pants. It takes place at 2 p.m. March 10 at the Firehouse. We hear they’ll be serving dessert at the reception after the talk. Info: 978.462.7336, or firehouse.org.

ADDRESSING THE BLUES: It’s the name of an old Rolling Stones song (from the “12 X 5” album, trivia fans) and probably the most famous address in blues, the home base of Chess Records. But 2120 South Michigan Avenue is also the name of a five-piece blues band that draws its inspiration from the Chicago studio where Muddy Waters, Howlin’ Wolf and Little Walter recorded the songs that form the core of its repertoire (although they play everything from “Fever” to “Great Balls of Fire”). They’ll be checking in with Curtis Jerome Haynes on March 14 for another edition of the Sunday Soul sessions at Glenn’s Galley, 44 Merrimac St., Newburyport. The music starts at 6 p.m. There’s no cover. But we’ve learned it’s best to arrive early if you want a good seat. Info: 978.465.3811.

LOOK *AND* TOUCH: Let’s just come clean and say it: Classical concerts can be pretty boring for the kids, all that sitting around and being quiet and not even being allowed to fidget without getting dirty looks. Well, Music at Eden’s Edge makes cultural life just a little bit easier for families with the next in its family concert series, which takes place at 3 p.m. March 21 at at the historic First Religious Society, Unitarian Universalist Church, 26 Pleasant St., Newburyport. You’ll get an interesting musical program, plus a cleverly disguised learning opportunity during intermission — a chance to get up close and personal with the musicians and their instruments. Try a string instrument, meet a flute, and talk to the performers. And after the show, food and schmooze. Performers will be Orlando Cela, flute; Maria Benotti, violin; Mark Berger, viola; Neil Fairbairn, bassoon; and Sarah Freibert, cello. Tickets are $20, $15 for students, $60 for families. Info: 978.270.4463, edensedge.org.

ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR WATSON: Earth, Wind & Fire is a groundbreaking R&B band from way back in the day, winning six Grammys and an invitation into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. “Earth...Wind...Fire,” on the other hand, is an evening of clarinet trios by female composers performed by a female trio. The program will include works by Vally Weigl, an Austrian Jew brought to this country after the outbreak of World War II by the Quaker Society of Friends, and Nino Rota, perhaps best known for her scores of films by Fellini. The program brings together three very different instrumentalists with perspectives that have been shaped by different experiences — Mary Towse-Beck, pianist; Karen Luttik, clarinet; Dorothy Braker, cellist. The performance, part of the nonprofit’s Women’s History Month programming, tales place at 8 p.m. March 26 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport, The Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5, Newburyport. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Proceeds benefit the Actors Studio. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org. Order online at mktix.com.

THEATER

BRAVE, BOLD, BLACK: A one-woman show by Valerie Tutso, “Brave Women, Bold Moves” tells the story of black women who took a stand for freedom — like Queen Nzinga of Angola, who kept the Portuguese from enslaving her people until her death, or Duchess Quamino, known as the Pastry Queen of Colonial Newport, who earned her freedom from slavery by baking, or Shayanne Webb, a young girl whose participation in the Civil Rights Movement set the direction for her life’s work. The show takes place at 8 p.m. March 6 and 3 p.m. March 7 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org.

GO, GO, GO LITTLE QUEENIE: A one-woman show written and performed by Eve Caballero and directed by Kim Crow, “Queenie” looks at a quirky and loveable homeless woman, who shares her strife and redemption. The show, a New England premiere, takes place at 8 p.m. March 20 and 3 p.m. March 21 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org.

ELENA, ELEANOR: ... Eleanorum? Sounds like one of those irritating Latin declensions that ruined my life — or my grade point average, anyhow, in high school. But, no, we’re talking about Elena Dodd, who will be playing her almost-namesake Eleanor Roosevelt. Yes, she’s the same actor playing the same character as last year’s performance at the Actors Studio, but this time she’ll be talking about her life as wife, mother and First Lady. The show takes place at 8 p.m. March 27 and 3 p.m. March 28 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org.

DANCE
(HIP)HOPPING TO IT: Yeah, this is way beyond our area of expertise, so we’ll just pass it along without any supposedly clever comments. Jose Eric Cruz, also known as 3D, has been living, breathing and dancing hip-hop his whole life. He teaches popping, a theatrical style of street dancing inspired by robotic movement developed in Cali-Cali in the early ‘70s, and other associated dance styles in Boston. He’ll bring his dance program to the Firehouse at 8 p.m. March 6. Tickets are $18, $16 for members, students and seniors. Info: 978.462.7336, or firehouse.org.

FILM
THE NEXT GENERATION: “For the Next 7 Generations” is a documentary about the journey of 13 indigenous grandmothers traveling around the world to promote world peace and share their indigenous ways of healing. The film will be screened at the Actors Studio as part of its Women’s History Month programming. A post-screening discussion led by Carole Hart, the film’s director and producer, and Actors Studio founder Marc Clopton, who is also a shamanic practitioner, will follow. The film will be screened at 8 p.m. March 13 and 3 p.m. March 14 at the Actors Studio of Newburyport at the Tannery, 50 Water St., Mill #1, Suite #5. Tickets are $15 for adults, $13 for students and seniors. A portion of the proceeds of this screening will go to the International Council of Thirteen Indigenous Grandmothers. Info: 978.465.1229 or newburyportacting.org. and

QUIET IN FRONT: It rude to talk during the movies, but afterwards? Yeah, that’s fine. And that’s what they do when the last of the credits blow by at The Screening Room on the first Monday of every month. It’s an informal film club. There’s no pressure. Just sit and chat — or listen. The chat is hosted by the Newburyport Film Club — the folks behind the Newburyport Documentary Film Festival. And there should be plenty to talk about April 5, when they’ll talk about “A Single Man,” which grabbed three Golden Globe nominations. It’s about a closeted gay man mourning the death of his lover. He decides that by the end of the day he will kill himself. The next 24 hours are fateful. He teaches a class, sees his neighbors and kids, chows down with his best friend. It runs April 2-15. Info: 978.462.3456 or newburyportmovies.com

THE PRINTED WORD
BOOK ‘EM, DANO: Asking book-lovers to donate books, even for a good cause, can be problematic. So many value judgments, so little time. It seems easier to let the books pile up than to decide which to banish. But, over the years, we’ve come up with a solution: Grit your teeth and get rid of the ones you’ve finished and the ones you know you’ll never read, like “Critique of Pure Reason.” Donate them to, well, let’s say the Great Old Book Sale. Then get to the sale early and buy twice as many books. Doesn’t really help you much, but it does help the Friends of the Newburyport Library, which will be accepting donations from March 27 to 12 p.m. March 31, The sale opens with Members Night on March 31, and ends with $2 Bag Day on April 3.

ONLY YOUR HAIRDRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE: Hairdressers are like bartenders. Kinda. Because people tell them stuff they would never tell anyone else because they know about the code of honor they are required to take before clipping or tipping. That’s why Richard Nocera, a hairdresser for four decades, knows so much about vaginas. Well, actually, despite the name of his new book — “Women Own All the Vaginas” — he’s offering insight into male sexuality, including the most difficult question of all: Why are men such idiots? Or, as he puts it, why do men do what they do? The book untangles our illusions about manhood, marriage, and monogamy through an exploration of the drives and desires that motivate men. He’ll be talking dirty (not really) at 3 p.m. March 20 at The Book Rack, 52 State St., Newburyport. It’s free. Info: womenownallthevaginas.com.